Lynzie: 29; Olympia, WA, USA; cis woman; white; asexual and panromantic; extremely liberal; feminist.
I blog about social justice, personal crap, and various fandom-type things like Zelda and Sailor Moon. Please tag for bees, rape and nsfw stuff.
cosplay, gpoy, ramblings, gaming, cooking, gardening, art, my cat
@homophobiaphobe & @storybookaffect
this is the most ridiculous video i’ve ever seen and i love it
in all my life, I have never encountered such an astounding act of trolling as the time I spent an hour and a half...
Did that frog just chop a mountain in half
Oh, something else I’m bitter about.
Being born into a matriarchy with NO MATRIARCHS.
BUT DOES HAVE A PATRIARCH.
Seriously, you know what that’s called? A patriarchy. Just like the rest of the goddamn world.
i am going to be angry about this forever and nothing else but gerards wife rising angrily from the sea and stabbing him for being a cock and then assuming control of the family will appease me
do we even hear about gerard’s wife? where is she, i want to see her. i want her to put leashes around all the dudes in this family and sit on a giant golden throne
I assume she’s dead, but I’d like her to be on a fifteen year werewolf killing tour of Europe and I want her to come back and be like ‘WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER AND DAUGHTER IN LAW? GERARD LET WHAT BITE HIM? THE FUCK YOU SAY? CHRIS, GET MY GUN. aww is that little allison you’ve got so big! grammy will be back in a sec, ok? GERARD YOU LITTLE SHIT.”